Their jokes

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?

It died before them.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?

Because they don't have father's and mother's days.