Their jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Memes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.