Their jokes
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Memes
Even Barbie hates the flat back.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?