Their jokes
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Memes
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.