Their jokes
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Memes
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...