Their jokes

Woman

Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Dog

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.

Tower

Why is America bad at Clash Royale?

Because they can't defend their towers.

Memes

Vegetarian

Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Orphan

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Orphan

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Orphan

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!

Discount

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Hit

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."