Their jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Memes
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.