Their jokes
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Memes
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.