Their jokes
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Memes
FUCK YEA
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.