Their jokes

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Why is prostitution illegal?

Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!

Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

What did the paintings name their daughter?

Palette.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...