Their jokes
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Memes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!