Their jokes

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cold.

Cold who?

"It is cold out here!"

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"