Their jokes

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?

Because they won't be there to stick around.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧