Their jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Memes
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.