The jokes

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.