The jokes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Memes
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.