The jokes
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What is the bus?
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
The one by die.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.