The jokes
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"