The jokes
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.