The jokes
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Memes
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."