The jokes
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
Memes
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.