The jokes
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Memes
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What was the first sport played on the moon?
Capture the flag.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.