The jokes

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?

Til death do we park.

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?

You decide.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the ladder, son?"

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"

Kid: "A leopard."

Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."

Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.

So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"

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What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".