The jokes

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:

"I’m here for the new position?"

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

How did the computer get out of the house?

He used windows.

What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.