The jokes
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"