The jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Memes
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.