The jokes
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Memes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Read the comments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!