The jokes

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?

A: Because it doesn't have a home button.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

Why do orphans eat cereal with milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!