The jokes
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.