The jokes

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?

A Cake By The Ocean.

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

What do you call a retard in the military?

Special forces.

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.