The jokes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Memes
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.