The jokes

Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"

(dude wtf)

We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.

Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

Why did the sun go to church?

Because it needs Jesus.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.

What is yellow? The sun ☀️.

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?

Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.

Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?

'Cause he made his home run.

Science gets you to the moon.

Religion flies you into buildings.

Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?

Nobody knows!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.