The jokes

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the curry shop.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.

Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.