Speed Limit memes

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

What’s the speed limit in bed?

It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?

From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.