The jokes
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.