The jokes
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Skeppy is the joke.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
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How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!