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In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.

Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.

Tree

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

Memes

Pee

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

Difference

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Spirit

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Baby

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

Beastiality

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Difference

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Shooter

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

Mask

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Fork

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Kid

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"