The jokes
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Memes
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
βThe Titanic is unsinkable!β
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.