The jokes
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Germany is the best!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.