The jokes

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Grandpa

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Cucumber

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

Sandal

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. πŸ€”

Jesus

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Cheetah

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Coconut

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

Porn

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" πŸ’€πŸ‘Œ

Chip

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Donkey

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.