The jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!