The jokes

What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?

She was date raped.

Uranus is up in the sky today.

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?

To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Yum!

Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?

She had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.

Did you hear about the Chinese student?

Me neither.

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.