The jokes
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.