The jokes
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
Memes
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Don't click the link.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.