The jokes
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Memes
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.