The jokes
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Memes
I am the danger.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______