The jokes
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Memes
The priest had a very holy shirt.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.