The jokes

Football

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Place

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Apple

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Allergy

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Kid

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?

The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.

Emo

Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?

The emo doesn't fall.

Mango

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Ten

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Emo kid

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.