The jokes
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Memes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.