The jokes
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I am the danger.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"