The jokes
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Memes
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.