The jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.