The Incredibles jokes

Night

  • One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

    I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

    Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

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  • Sister

  • Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

    Red: snooore, snoooore

    Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

    Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

    Chuck VS RED

    Both LOSE!

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