That jokes

Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ