What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
