Terrorists jokes

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

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    • I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

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    • What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

    The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

    Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

    The terrorists both say, "A beer."

    The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

    One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

    When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.