Terrorists jokes

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.