Terrorists jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
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what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).