Terrorists jokes
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I gotta do terrorist :)
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.