Terrorists jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"