Television Show jokes
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Me going crazy cause my enemy won a BFDI :
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I am requiring that all members of the site watch the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared web series and television show in their entirety (both are on youtube) as a part of your spooky season duties
The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.