Television Show jokes
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Memes
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
Memes
Community
is peter griffin sped
I am requiring that all members of the site watch the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared web series and television show in their entirety (both are on youtube) as a part of your spooky season duties
The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.