Television Show jokes

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

What show does an orphan hate?

Family Guy.

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"