Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
