Tart jokes
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Curry.
Humanity.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Blue Takis?
Beans
Community talk
Brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts are the best and I will fucking fight anyone who disagrees
Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more