Tart jokes
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Curry.
Humanity.
Taja?
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Beans
Community talk
Brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts are the best and I will fucking fight anyone who disagrees
Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more