Target

Target Jokes

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.

He couldn't shoot straight

Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?

how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.