Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Damn, I love being a sniper